I had a car accident this morning, there’s no damage to my car, I couldn’t see any damage to the other car but I’m worried I’m gonna get absolutely butt-fucked if they lodge a claim with their insurance company. I work in motor insurance so all day I see the fucked up shit people do to fuck other people over or dodge insurance. Time for a hot Milo and Valium. Work again in 12 hours, then soundwave and 11 days of annual leave. Bring it the fuck on!

Just unfollowed someone purely because of her disgusting brick eyebrows. I have no problem with filled in eyebrows, I do it myself, but when they look like they’re drawn on with permanent marker, have dead square ends, and you have jet black hair but fill in your eyebrows with a medium brown pencil…nah-uh.

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11 Dec 11 at 4 pm

Current view sitting on my bedroom floor

Current view sitting on my bedroom floor

The awkward moment when you don’t know if you’ve just had a panic attack at work, or it’s just that your lungs have decided to stop working because you spend all day talking on the phone…

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18 Nov 11 at 11 am

Sunbaking time! Gotta love having the hottest day since summer off work. I’m getting my abs back for summer too, only 4 days in so far.

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Sunbaking time! Gotta love having the hottest day since summer off work. I’m getting my abs back for summer too, only 4 days in so far.
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06 Nov 11 at 6 pm

Just made this vanilla and chai banana smoothie.
Gonna put this here so I don’t forget it cos it was really yum.
1 banana
3 ice cubes
2 tbsp vanilla ice cream
2 cups milk
Vanilla essence
1 tbsp Arcadia vanilla chai

Just made this vanilla and chai banana smoothie. 
Gonna put this here so I don’t forget it cos it was really yum. 
1 banana
3 ice cubes
2 tbsp vanilla ice cream
2 cups milk
Vanilla essence
1 tbsp Arcadia vanilla chai
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06 Nov 11 at 3 am

I was waiting at flinders street before trying to flag down a taxi. A complete random pulled over and asked if I wanted a lift. I couldn’t even string a sentence together. I was like “nah, I’m waiting for djiv djjufnkooldayhbfffvbn waiting for a taxi.” then I fell over. Got a taxi $78 pre-paid and I’ve gone over that already. Not catching a taxi from the city to my new apartment ever again.

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24 Oct 11 at 12 am

I moved house yesterday, and after two whole days of packing, unpacking, cleaning, lifting heavy furniture, driving backwards and forwards all over the place, I am finally relaxing in the bathtub with candles and some raspberry bath fizz thing from Lush. I still have so many boxes to unpack, but I’ve just shoved them all in the spare room.
My arms feel like I’ve done about 10 boxing sessions in a row, my thighs are killing me after walking up and down the stairs because my apartment is on the second floor, and I am covered in bruises from tripping over boxes or smashing them into my shins by accident.
So glad to finally relax…

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I moved house yesterday, and after two whole days of packing, unpacking, cleaning, lifting heavy furniture, driving backwards and forwards all over the place, I am finally relaxing in the bathtub with candles and some raspberry bath fizz thing from Lush. I still have so many boxes to unpack, but I’ve just shoved them all in the spare room. 
My arms feel like I’ve done about 10 boxing sessions in a row, my thighs are killing me after walking up and down the stairs because my apartment is on the second floor, and I am covered in bruises from tripping over boxes or smashing them into my shins by accident.
So glad to finally relax…
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07 Oct 11 at 3 am

bearinwolfsfur:

Want!!!!!

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bearinwolfsfur:

Want!!!!!
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07 Oct 11 at 2 am

I’ve just finished watching American Beauty and am about to go wash my hair and chillout in bed. I have the next three days off and all I’m doing tomorrow is starting to pack for when I move next month.

For someone who’s brain is absolutely fucked when it comes to maths, late night/early morning is the only time my finances make sense.

Starting on Monday, I’m working nights at work, which means I also get a 25% pay increase. I’ve just realized that if I use that extra 25% solely for my debt, I will be absolutely debt free by my 25th birthday.

Not gonna say how much debt I have, but this is incredibly good news.